Henry is a regular guy dressed in suit and tie and favoring the hairstyle that either Kid or Play made famous in all those great House Party movies. If you think that the movie is calledEraserhead because of his hair though, you seriously underestimate this film. Lynch has a little more up his sleeve than run-of-the-mill nicknames here. Like dinner at Henry’s ex-girlfriend’s house that features little midget dancing chickens as the main course! Read More

Ahmed wears a carnation on his suit whenever he’s out and about trying to kill those who would defend and fight for freedom! He goes undercover with his sinister Chinese partner (Mei Lang) at a flower shop that magically transforms into an antiques store whenever the police come to investigate! Most diabolically of all though is that he even works on cross breeding different flowers all the while he’s got the good guys locked up in his secret lair, his hideous evil culminating when he announces the creation of a brand new flower that he calls…Oriental Sunset! Yes, that noise you just heard was Lady Liberty herself queefing her star spangled panties in sheer terror! Is there no one that can stop the flower power that threatens to engulf the democracies across the globe? (And also stop Lady Liberty from grossing us out?) Read More

We all think we know how British Intelligence works. We’ve seen the 800 or so James Bond movies where Bond gets gadgets, battles colorful larger than life villains, flirts with that dried up secretary and taps the ass of a variety of suggestively named foreign broads. Whenever the mission is so impossible that it can be done only by a dude with a license to kill who is also both a world class skier and poker player, you bring in the very best agent with a double oh designation. But what happens if the mission proves to be too hard for even James Bond to handle? Because it is so freaking lame? Enter Superseven and his license to bore! Read More