Archive for June, 2009

  • According to the liner notes on this DVD, in Italy back in the 1960s you were considered to be a homosexual unless you made a really bad Italian sex comedy....0June 22, 2009

    Four Times That Night (1972)

    According to the liner notes on this DVD, in Italy back in the 1960s you were considered to be a homosexual unless you made a really bad Italian sex comedy….

  • Brian “The Boz” Bosworth plays a former college football star turned Secret Service agent who gets infected with a lethal biowarfare germ and has to outwit the evil chemical company...3June 22, 2009

    Virus (1996)

    Brian “The Boz” Bosworth plays a former college football star turned Secret Service agent who gets infected with a lethal biowarfare germ and has to outwit the evil chemical company…

  • Leslie Nielsen is Commander Adams, the skipper of a starship headed to the distant planet Altair-IV. The mission is to investigate what happened to a spaceship full of busy bodies...0June 22, 2009

    Forbidden Planet (1956)

    Leslie Nielsen is Commander Adams, the skipper of a starship headed to the distant planet Altair-IV. The mission is to investigate what happened to a spaceship full of busy bodies…

  • One can forgive director Robert Clouse if he went into Ironheart thinking that it was going to be anything other than a wormy turd the size of one of star...0June 22, 2009

    Ironheart (1992)

    One can forgive director Robert Clouse if he went into Ironheart thinking that it was going to be anything other than a wormy turd the size of one of star…

  • The Fly opens up with Vincent Price’s brother under an industrial press, his head and arm pulped into unrecognizability. Price (François) sees this and kind of screws up his face...2June 18, 2009

    The Fly (1958)

    The Fly opens up with Vincent Price’s brother under an industrial press, his head and arm pulped into unrecognizability. Price (François) sees this and kind of screws up his face…

  • “He’s young, crazy as a shithouse rat and likes to play with bombs.” Again demonstrating that he’s the best at whatever it is he does, Australian kickboxing movie icon Richard...0June 9, 2009

    Nautilus (2000)

    “He’s young, crazy as a shithouse rat and likes to play with bombs.” Again demonstrating that he’s the best at whatever it is he does, Australian kickboxing movie icon Richard…

  • I’ll admit it.  When the documentary/boring sci-fi movie Dark Side Of The Moon posited the theory that the Bermuda Triangle was actually a gateway to the moon that Satan was...5June 8, 2009

    Beneath the Bermuda Triangle (1996)

    I’ll admit it.  When the documentary/boring sci-fi movie Dark Side Of The Moon posited the theory that the Bermuda Triangle was actually a gateway to the moon that Satan was…

  • This movie got off to a good start with me because we’re told right away that Flamingo Road was the road in this town (Bolden) where all the really powerful...0June 7, 2009

    Flamingo Road (1949)

    This movie got off to a good start with me because we’re told right away that Flamingo Road was the road in this town (Bolden) where all the really powerful…

  • Kung fu movies are a little slice of heaven. Once you’ve seen some dude with bad hair in silk pajamas standing around playing patty cake with another dude in silk...1June 6, 2009

    Five Deadly Venoms (1978)

    Kung fu movies are a little slice of heaven. Once you’ve seen some dude with bad hair in silk pajamas standing around playing patty cake with another dude in silk…