Guadalcanal Diary (1943)

Posted by monsterhunter Under Action, All Reviews, Classic, War on Wednesday Sep 30, 2009

GuadalcanalDiaryPosterThis was the kind of movie that as it went along I grew less and less fond of enlisting in, its emphasis on facts and detailing the chronology of the battles at Guadalcanal forcing me to retreat in the face of a withering assault on my entertainment senses. I’ve got digital cable so I’m pretty sure that if I wanted, I could hit channel 566 or so and come up with a World War II Channel where they run documentaries about the Greatest Generation twenty-four hours a day. Read More

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The Greatest Show on Earth (1952)

Posted by monsterhunter Under Classic, Drama on Wednesday Sep 30, 2009

GreatestShowOnEarthPoster2There’s been some iffy Best Picture winners in the history of the Academy Awards. Mrs. Miniver’s win back in 1942 over Kings Row and The Magnificent Ambersons comes immediately to mind as does Forrest Gump’s win over any other movie released in 1994, but 1952’s selection, The Greatest Show On Earth, is easily the worst movie to win the biggest award in the movie biz. Read More

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The Great Silence (1968)

Posted by monsterhunter Under All Reviews, Italian Cinema, Western on Tuesday Sep 29, 2009

GreatSilencePosterDirector Sergio Corbucci (Django) takes the standard Italian horse opera and inverts and skews everything you come to expect from the genre, punctures the conventions that had afflicted these films like a bunch of predictable yet still irritating saddle sores, and delivers a stunning ending that doesn’t let the film’s ambitions down one bit. Read More

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The Great Mouse Detective (1986)

Posted by monsterhunter Under All Reviews, Animated, Disney on Monday Sep 28, 2009

GreatMouseDetectivePosterWhat do you need to know about this, the twenty-sixth animated feature from Walt Disney? Just that while there were at least five books starring Basil, the mouse detective, there has only been just this one single movie based on those books. Not a sequel, not a Saturday morning television series, not an icecapades version or Broadway show, not even one of those money-grubbing straight to video knock-offs that pop up like a polyp on a middle-aged guy’s colon. Read More

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The Great Lie (1941)

Posted by monsterhunter Under All Reviews, Classic, Drama on Monday Sep 28, 2009

GreatLiePosterThe Great Lie recycles the same plot as an earlier Bette Davis movie, The Old Maid, only this time Davis is the one raising the kid that isn’t hers and lying to everyone about it. The Great Lie’s great sin though isn’t reusing a story full of silly sacrifice and artificial drama, but that it is so damn gimpy in doing so! Read More

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The Old Maid (1939)

Posted by monsterhunter Under All Reviews, Classic, Drama on Sunday Sep 27, 2009

OldMaidPosterObviously, this movie might be classified as a chick flick since it deals with subject matter that only a woman could enjoy. At least a woman from 1885 that is. I frankly think that most modern women who see this Bette Davis flick would think she was a doormat for no good reason. The guys who see this movie are obviously just trying to suck up to their girlfriends or probably have no use for girlfriends. Read More

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The Great Alligator (1979)

Posted by monsterhunter Under Action, All Reviews, Horror, Italian Cinema on Saturday Sep 26, 2009

GreatAlligatorPosterDirector Sergio Martino is an old hand at these types of movies (Italian trash), having been behind 2019: After The Fall Of New York and Mountain Of The Cannibal God as well as forays into the giallo, spaghetti western, and Eurocrime arenas. And having worked extensively with the likes of Daniel Greene in flicks like Condor and Beyond Kilimanjaro, Across the River of Blood, if anyone could take a plastic alligator named Kruna and make an entertaining film out of it, it would be Sergio. Read More

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Grand Slam (1967)

Posted by monsterhunter Under Action, All Reviews, Italian Cinema on Saturday Sep 26, 2009

GrandSlamCoverThis may come as something as a shock to many of you, but sometimes even the most minutely planned diamond heist can go horribly wrong. Grand Slam follows the formula to the letter right down to the doublecross at the end of things that you pretty much had to see coming, if only as a way to explain one character’s sudden change in behavior during the middle of the movie. The only way the movie could have turned out that would have genuinely surprised me was if the big steal was pulled off without a hitch and everyone got their fair share of the booty. Read More

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Goliath and the Vampires (1961)

Posted by monsterhunter Under Action, All Reviews, Fantasy, Italian Cinema, Sword and Sandal on Wednesday Sep 23, 2009

GoliathAndTheVampiresPosterObligatory full disclosure: there isn’t anyone in this movie named Goliath. In fact, you’ve got Gordon Scott (Hercules Vs. The Moloch, Samson And The 7 Miracles Of The World) cinching up the leather girdle as some dude named Maciste. Not to worry though because Maciste is pretty much the same in the muscle-movie biz as Hercules, having nearly as many crazy adventures under nearly as many aliases as the daring demi-god himself! Read More

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Goliath and the Barbarians (1959)

Posted by monsterhunter Under Action, All Reviews, Italian Cinema, Sword and Sandal on Tuesday Sep 22, 2009

GoliathAndTheBarbariansPosterMade very early in the sword and sandal cycle of the late 1950s and early to mid 1960s, Goliath and the Barbarians attempts to get by solely on the fact that the biggest name in the genre, Steve Reeves, is the featured player. The movie fails to rise above “forgettable strongman epic” but the fault in no way lies with big Steve. Steve and his Goliath-sized guns grunt and groan mightily in an effort to heave this movie into something approaching interesting, but even his mammoth chest, no matter how much it’s glistening with hunk-sweat, can’t overcome the dull story of barbarians harassing Steve’s lower class village. Read More

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