Archive for March, 2010

  • Who is the black-gloved killer that is slashing and decapitating his way through the ugly Italian family that is spending the weekend at their crazy Aunt Martha’s house? Is it...0March 31, 2010

    The Murder Secret (1988)

    Who is the black-gloved killer that is slashing and decapitating his way through the ugly Italian family that is spending the weekend at their crazy Aunt Martha’s house? Is it…

  • Did you know that the United States manned space program began at a diner party when a chimpanzee stabbed an Air Force captain in the ass with a fork? I...2March 31, 2010

    Moon Pilot (1962)

    Did you know that the United States manned space program began at a diner party when a chimpanzee stabbed an Air Force captain in the ass with a fork? I…

  • The problem with The Mooncussers is that it manages to steal copiously from Treasure Island which isn’t really an awful thing to do since that was a great Disney movie...0March 30, 2010

    The Mooncussers (1962)

    The problem with The Mooncussers is that it manages to steal copiously from Treasure Island which isn’t really an awful thing to do since that was a great Disney movie…

  • Since The Monster That Challenged The World was made in the 1950s, the titular monster is an enlarged beast in the tradition of every other supersized household pest of the...0March 28, 2010

    The Monster That Challenged the World (1957)

    Since The Monster That Challenged The World was made in the 1950s, the titular monster is an enlarged beast in the tradition of every other supersized household pest of the…

  • This movie about a big, dead, smelly fish has the kind of pedigree that would make you think it was one of those big, dead, smelly fish movies from the...0March 25, 2010

    Monster on the Campus (1958)

    This movie about a big, dead, smelly fish has the kind of pedigree that would make you think it was one of those big, dead, smelly fish movies from the…

  • In the desert town of San Angelo, the local geologist (Ben) meets up with Martin Cochrane, the editor of the local paper. Marty is pissing and moaning about how he...0March 24, 2010

    The Monolith Monsters (1957)

    In the desert town of San Angelo, the local geologist (Ben) meets up with Martin Cochrane, the editor of the local paper. Marty is pissing and moaning about how he…

  • Once the movie actually starts (the opening credits take long enough that we have to hear every bit of that horrible, horrible song sung by co-star Annette Funicello with the...0March 21, 2010

    The Monkey’s Uncle (1965)

    Once the movie actually starts (the opening credits take long enough that we have to hear every bit of that horrible, horrible song sung by co-star Annette Funicello with the…

  • First time director Virgil Vogel mixes up traditional 1950s monsters with one of those lost civilizations populated by rulers and priests in cheap looking robes and stringy kung fu beards...1March 19, 2010

    The Mole People (1956)

    First time director Virgil Vogel mixes up traditional 1950s monsters with one of those lost civilizations populated by rulers and priests in cheap looking robes and stringy kung fu beards…

  • One has to wonder after enduring two hours of this mess whether its audience of 1966 was in on the joke or whether it was only the movie that thought...0March 19, 2010

    Modesty Blaise (1966)

    One has to wonder after enduring two hours of this mess whether its audience of 1966 was in on the joke or whether it was only the movie that thought…

  • As soon as you see star Greer Garson hobble down the gigantic staircase of her ornate mansion all decked out in old gal makeup at the very beginning of the...0March 19, 2010

    Mrs. Parkington (1944)

    As soon as you see star Greer Garson hobble down the gigantic staircase of her ornate mansion all decked out in old gal makeup at the very beginning of the…

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