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The Monkey's Uncle (1965) Of course, for us horndogs, it contains the great scene where he uses sleeplearning to turn a pretty coed volunteer into phase 1 of a... – Feb 14, 11:31 PM
It! The Terror from Beyond Space (1958) Yes and apparently so did A.E. van Vogt's novel, The Voyage of the Space Beagle. – Feb 14, 6:51 PM
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Archive for July, 2010
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Psycho Cop (1989)
Movies like Psycho Cop depend on their villains being super cool instruments of death, dismemberment, and destruction! They need to look like a bad ass, they need to demonstrate cunning…
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The Program (1993)
Just how awful is The Program? Well, I don’t think I have ever witnessed a larger collection of less likable characters involved in more pointless stupidity while somehow managing to…
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The Premature Burial (1962)
Way back in the 1800s, man’s greatest fear was being buried alive. Medical science wasn’t as evolved as it is today, so the ignorant masses were afraid that when they…
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Prehistoric Women (1967)
Prehistoric Women starts off promisingly enough. And by that I mean the suitably lurid poster art depicts a jungle queen perched on a saber-toothed tiger’s head while an evil tiki…
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Pray for Death (1985)
This movie taught me about a ninja’s various superpowers. There’s the super strength which allows a ninja to open a locked door just by pushing it real hard. There’s also…
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Possessed (1947)
As someone in the beginning stages of schizophrenia, the voices in my head kept telling me that I should check out this movie starring Joan Crawford as a woman who…
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Zorro in the Court of England (1969)
First off, I should probably disabuse you of the notion that at some point during this film Zorro will be swinging from the curtains in Buckingham Palace and carving a…