Archive for January, 2011

  • Despite the movie’s title, director and co-writer Rino Di Silvestro doesn’t seem to realize what his movie is supposed to be about, employing an ineffective kitchen sink approach that sees...

    Werewolf Woman (1976)

    Despite the movie’s title, director and co-writer Rino Di Silvestro doesn’t seem to realize what his movie is supposed to be about, employing an ineffective kitchen sink approach that sees…

  • It’s the most chilling, diabolical scheme of terror ever conceived by a movie monster! The great food trucks of Mexico are being mercilessly hijacked and their contents eaten! Native youths...

    War of the Colossal Beast (1958)

    It’s the most chilling, diabolical scheme of terror ever conceived by a movie monster! The great food trucks of Mexico are being mercilessly hijacked and their contents eaten! Native youths…

  • In a world where a comet has struck the Earth, the sun has been blotted out plunging the survivors into perpetual darkness! And if that wasn’t bad enough, a plague...

    Cold Harvest (1999)

    In a world where a comet has struck the Earth, the sun has been blotted out plunging the survivors into perpetual darkness! And if that wasn’t bad enough, a plague…

  • Fernando Baldi, who spearheaded Italy’s efforts in the early 1980s revival of 3-D movies with Comin’ At Ya! and Treasure Of The Four Crowns, followed those films by taking up...

    Warbus (1985)

    Fernando Baldi, who spearheaded Italy’s efforts in the early 1980s revival of 3-D movies with Comin’ At Ya! and Treasure Of The Four Crowns, followed those films by taking up…

  • I’ll give it to this movie – it was full of surprises that even a seasoned veteran of these “action packed POW escape” films couldn’t have planned for. The movie...

    Von Ryan’s Express (1965)

    I’ll give it to this movie – it was full of surprises that even a seasoned veteran of these “action packed POW escape” films couldn’t have planned for. The movie…

  • Lucio Fulci’s penutlimate film, Voices from Beyond is beyond awful and repeatedly threatened to plunge me into a catatonic state. I was hoping though that he was going out with...

    Voices from Beyond (1991)

    Lucio Fulci’s penutlimate film, Voices from Beyond is beyond awful and repeatedly threatened to plunge me into a catatonic state. I was hoping though that he was going out with…

  • The Velocity Trap is the Bermuda Triangle of space! Olivier Gruner is the Jean-Claude Van Damme of France! With 40 gadzillion dollars in cold hard futurisitic space cash on board...

    Velocity Trap (1999)

    The Velocity Trap is the Bermuda Triangle of space! Olivier Gruner is the Jean-Claude Van Damme of France! With 40 gadzillion dollars in cold hard futurisitic space cash on board…

  • Apparently this movie had nineteen minutes deleted from it and some scenes shuffled around for its American release. I suppose that had I seen the movie in its original form,...

    Vampire Effect (2003)

    Apparently this movie had nineteen minutes deleted from it and some scenes shuffled around for its American release. I suppose that had I seen the movie in its original form,…

  • This movie was kind of like Midnight Run, only, you know, not as good. In this Italian strongman epic, Pericles is charged with bringing in Ulysses because Ulysses offended the...

    Ulysses Against the Son of Hercules (1962)

    This movie was kind of like Midnight Run, only, you know, not as good. In this Italian strongman epic, Pericles is charged with bringing in Ulysses because Ulysses offended the…

  • If Billy Jack is the best movie of the 1970s, I’m tempted to call The Trial of Billy Jack the worst, but I’ll have to hold off on that until...

    The Trial of Billy Jack (1974)

    If Billy Jack is the best movie of the 1970s, I’m tempted to call The Trial of Billy Jack the worst, but I’ll have to hold off on that until…