Archive for January, 2011

  • On the one hand, this movie is about a couple of kids in search of buried treasure in the Florida swamps. On the other hand this movie sucks. I have...0January 18, 2011

    Treasure of Matecumbe (1976)

    On the one hand, this movie is about a couple of kids in search of buried treasure in the Florida swamps. On the other hand this movie sucks. I have…

  • This being a Walt Disney movie, I was let down a tad by this one. I mean, there wasn’t an asinine song and dance number to be had, not one...0January 18, 2011

    Treasure Island (1950)

    This being a Walt Disney movie, I was let down a tad by this one. I mean, there wasn’t an asinine song and dance number to be had, not one…

  • Brett Halsey, famous for providing his own wardrobe in Lucio Fulci’s Demonia, turns up again on a work visa in Italy for Fulci, this time playing a cannibalistic compulsive gambler...0January 17, 2011

    Touch of Death (1988)

    Brett Halsey, famous for providing his own wardrobe in Lucio Fulci’s Demonia, turns up again on a work visa in Italy for Fulci, this time playing a cannibalistic compulsive gambler…

  • Tom Stewart (inertly played by Richard Carlson of Creature From The Black Lagoon) tells his girlfriend Vi that he is breaking up with her and is instead going to marry...0January 17, 2011

    Tormented (1960)

    Tom Stewart (inertly played by Richard Carlson of Creature From The Black Lagoon) tells his girlfriend Vi that he is breaking up with her and is instead going to marry…

  • I’m assuming that there was a time when Joan Crawford didn’t resemble the cartoonish hag that Faye Dunaway portrayed her as in Mommie Dearest. By the time Torch Song was...1January 17, 2011

    Torch Song (1953)

    I’m assuming that there was a time when Joan Crawford didn’t resemble the cartoonish hag that Faye Dunaway portrayed her as in Mommie Dearest. By the time Torch Song was…

  • Tomorrow Is Forever completely ignores any worries about coincidence piled atop happenstance heaped upon chance and hefts around its wildly unbelievable story with an Orson Welles-sized assurance only a classic...0January 16, 2011

    Tomorrow Is Forever (1946)

    Tomorrow Is Forever completely ignores any worries about coincidence piled atop happenstance heaped upon chance and hefts around its wildly unbelievable story with an Orson Welles-sized assurance only a classic…

  • There’s a question on the front of the DVD box that asks us, “what is the secret of the monster of the castle?” It has been my experience that the...0January 15, 2011

    Tomb of Torture (1963)

    There’s a question on the front of the DVD box that asks us, “what is the secret of the monster of the castle?” It has been my experience that the…

  • Things get off to a promising start with Vincent Price’s Verden Fell arguing with small-minded church types who are refusing to let him bury his dead witch of a wife...0January 15, 2011

    The Tomb of Ligeia (1964)

    Things get off to a promising start with Vincent Price’s Verden Fell arguing with small-minded church types who are refusing to let him bury his dead witch of a wife…

  • Anymore these days, you’ll hear a lot of fair weather Seagal fans complaining about their supposedly fallen idol. He doesn’t hardly do any of his own fight scenes anymore! He’s...0January 13, 2011

    Today You Die (2005)

    Anymore these days, you’ll hear a lot of fair weather Seagal fans complaining about their supposedly fallen idol. He doesn’t hardly do any of his own fight scenes anymore! He’s…

  • Toby is just a little kid who doesn’t ask for much. He’s poor and lives with relatives who hate him, but he is super-stoked when the circus rolls into to...0January 13, 2011

    Toby Tyler, or Ten Weeks with a Circus (1960)

    Toby is just a little kid who doesn’t ask for much. He’s poor and lives with relatives who hate him, but he is super-stoked when the circus rolls into to…

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