Archive for May, 2011

  • Brett Prescott has great hair, gleaming white teeth, and a pregnant wife back in the United States. In short, he’s the best of all that’s really rad about America.

    Air Marshal (2003)

    Brett Prescott has great hair, gleaming white teeth, and a pregnant wife back in the United States. In short, he’s the best of all that’s really rad about America.

  • In all the cosmos there exists a being who lives only to hunt! A being that craves the bloodlust of going after the roughest and toughest game available in the...

    Star Hunter (1995)

    In all the cosmos there exists a being who lives only to hunt! A being that craves the bloodlust of going after the roughest and toughest game available in the…

  • The historical record of the assassination of the Emperor Domitian being a combination of mundane palace intrigue and anti-Domitian bias clearly wasn’t the stuff of a sword and sandal fetish...

    Revolt of the Praetorians (1964)

    The historical record of the assassination of the Emperor Domitian being a combination of mundane palace intrigue and anti-Domitian bias clearly wasn’t the stuff of a sword and sandal fetish…

  • Well, here we go again! It’s the year 2020, man has trashed the planet, and the only hope is underground labs run by big evil corporations!

    Unknown Origin (1995)

    Well, here we go again! It’s the year 2020, man has trashed the planet, and the only hope is underground labs run by big evil corporations!

  • The U.S. Seals trilogy ends the only way it posbbily could – with the coming of Stormbringer! In two glorious previous films, the Seals battled an old guy who threatened...

    U.S. Seals: Dead or Alive (2002)

    The U.S. Seals trilogy ends the only way it posbbily could – with the coming of Stormbringer! In two glorious previous films, the Seals battled an old guy who threatened…

  • In the grand tradition of The Godfather Part II and Psycho Cop Returns, U.S. Seals II drops in under cover of darkness and totally obliterates its predecessor. And most startlingly...

    U.S. Seals II (2001)

    In the grand tradition of The Godfather Part II and Psycho Cop Returns, U.S. Seals II drops in under cover of darkness and totally obliterates its predecessor. And most startlingly…

  • U.S. Seals is one of those great concepts hampered by a pleasingly generic story and strictly competent execution.

    U.S. Seals (2001)

    U.S. Seals is one of those great concepts hampered by a pleasingly generic story and strictly competent execution.