Classic Archive

  • War hero Luke Miller’s fifteen year old daughter kills her mother’s boy toy and finds herself and her high society family drawn into a web of blackmail, dark secrets and...0July 24, 2011

    Where Love Has Gone (1964)

    War hero Luke Miller’s fifteen year old daughter kills her mother’s boy toy and finds herself and her high society family drawn into a web of blackmail, dark secrets and…

  • Their’s was a love. A love of butter. Uh, wait a second, I must be thinking of a different couple. Heathcliff and Cathy were just a couple of crazy kids...0February 10, 2011

    Wuthering Heights (1939)

    Their’s was a love. A love of butter. Uh, wait a second, I must be thinking of a different couple. Heathcliff and Cathy were just a couple of crazy kids…

  • Finally, a movie that dramatizes the shame of being a rich alcoholic guy with a low sperm count!0February 10, 2011

    Written on the Wind (1956)

    Finally, a movie that dramatizes the shame of being a rich alcoholic guy with a low sperm count!

  • This being a Walt Disney movie, I was let down a tad by this one. I mean, there wasn’t an asinine song and dance number to be had, not one...0January 18, 2011

    Treasure Island (1950)

    This being a Walt Disney movie, I was let down a tad by this one. I mean, there wasn’t an asinine song and dance number to be had, not one…

  • Tomorrow Is Forever completely ignores any worries about coincidence piled atop happenstance heaped upon chance and hefts around its wildly unbelievable story with an Orson Welles-sized assurance only a classic...0January 16, 2011

    Tomorrow Is Forever (1946)

    Tomorrow Is Forever completely ignores any worries about coincidence piled atop happenstance heaped upon chance and hefts around its wildly unbelievable story with an Orson Welles-sized assurance only a classic…

  • It’s the last day of 1899 and George Wells is demonstrating his miniature time machine. George squanders the opportunity to send one of his obnoxious friends back into the Stone...1January 12, 2011

    The Time Machine (1960)

    It’s the last day of 1899 and George Wells is demonstrating his miniature time machine. George squanders the opportunity to send one of his obnoxious friends back into the Stone…

  • I know it’s difficult to imagine ants growing suddenly huge and quite unfriendly. After all, we spent our childhoods alternately raising them in those cool little ant farms and setting...1January 11, 2011

    Them! (1954)

    I know it’s difficult to imagine ants growing suddenly huge and quite unfriendly. After all, we spent our childhoods alternately raising them in those cool little ant farms and setting…

  • This is a film that I would recommend to all the people out there concerned that our professional athletes are perhaps a bit overcompensated. And I’m not just saying that...0December 31, 2010

    Take Me Out to the Ball Game (1949)

    This is a film that I would recommend to all the people out there concerned that our professional athletes are perhaps a bit overcompensated. And I’m not just saying that…

  • You know you’re in for some rough sailing when it’s the evil twin that goes over the side of the boat leaving the goody-goody twin to assume her identity. Spoiling...0December 25, 2010

    A Stolen Life (1946)

    You know you’re in for some rough sailing when it’s the evil twin that goes over the side of the boat leaving the goody-goody twin to assume her identity. Spoiling…

  • Do you remember when Snoopy used to sit on top of his dog house and type a story that started “it was a dark and stormy night?” If that dog...0December 18, 2010

    The Spiral Staircase (1945)

    Do you remember when Snoopy used to sit on top of his dog house and type a story that started “it was a dark and stormy night?” If that dog…

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