The Misadventures of Merlin Jones (1964)

Posted by monsterhunter Under All Reviews, Comedy, Disney, Teens on Wednesday Mar 17, 2010

If this movie let me down at all, it was that there simply weren’t enough misadventures detailed, though even the filmmakers would acknowledge this and immediately respond to American’s insatiable appetite for pointless experiments involving chimps and long-suffering girlfriends by serving up a sequel, The Monkey’s Uncle, only a year later. Read More

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This DVD is a lot like that Tiny Tim sob story at the end of it – lame and propped up by only one good leg. It is ironic then that Tiny Tim’s segment in this, another gimpy attempt by Disney to trick you into making a holiday donation to their coffers, is the best part of this lump of video coal. Read More

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Mickey’s Once Upon a Christmas (1999)

Posted by monsterhunter Under All Reviews, Animated, Christmas, Disney on Sunday Mar 14, 2010

The idea of a Walt Disney Christmas movie seems to be a win-win proposition. The legions of Disney zombies out there would gladly eat up a cartoon that featured classic characters such as Donald Duck, Mickey Mouse, Chip and Dale, and Pluto in a Christmas setting. More importantly of course is that for the Walt Disney Company, it would surely be a gold mine for them, guaranteeing sales every Christmas for years to come. Mickey’s Once Upon A Christmas would be the ideal result of such a concept except that it sucks Nestor the Long Eared Donkey’s balls. Read More

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Wacky Zoo of Morgan City (1970)

Posted by monsterhunter Under All Reviews, Comedy, Disney on Friday Jan 29, 2010

You can have Dr. Seuss’s If I Ran the Zoo with its totally made up monsters, exotic lands, and that praise-craving brat Gerald McGrew. If I ran a freaking zoo, I’d do it just like Mitch Collins (Hal Holbrook) did in Wacky Zoo of Morgan City with its run down and surely dangerous and inhumane cages, toothless lion that has low blood pressure and eats oatmeal, camel who can only eat a couple of carrots at a time due to digestive issues, and penguin who demands to swim in warm water. Read More

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Kidnapped (1960)

Posted by monsterhunter Under Action, All Reviews, Disney, Teens on Sunday Jan 3, 2010

I had been hoping that Kidnapped was a movie along the lines of Treasure Island – you know something involving a guy with one leg and a murderous little kid that didn’t fret over stabbing some scurvy sea dog in the face when the chips were down. What I got was Oscar-winner (not for this movie obviously) Peter Finch hamming it up as Alan Breck Stewart and Hawaii Five-0’s James MacArthur as David acting all despondent after having to plug some scallywag while he and Stewart were trying to take over a ship. Read More

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Johnny Tremain (1957)

Posted by monsterhunter Under All Reviews, Disney, Teens, War on Monday Dec 28, 2009

I had always suspected that those snobby British goons that tried to stifle all our basic human rights by laying a big tax on our imported tea were defeated through the interference of some plucky kids. Read More

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In Search of the Castaways (1962)

Posted by monsterhunter Under Action, All Reviews, Disney, Teens on Wednesday Dec 2, 2009

InSearchOfTheCastawaysPosterJules Verne plus Walt Disney equals really bad special effects and a disjointedly confusing story. Most of the blame surely rests with Disney since I doubt very much that Verne’s novel included an aged and slumming Maurice Chevalier sitting on a fake horse and singing about climbing mountains. Read More

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Johnny Shiloh (1963)

Posted by monsterhunter Under All Reviews, Disney, War on Saturday Nov 28, 2009

JohnnyShilohCoverThat not many folks remember John Lincoln Clem (codename Johnny Shiloh) and his patriotism anymore is a testament to how much this country has become pansified by all the anti-war do-gooders that seem to sprout up whenever Democracy needs to lay a whupping on someone. Read More

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Rascal (1969)

Posted by monsterhunter Under All Reviews, Comedy, Disney on Saturday Nov 7, 2009

RascalPosterTime was, this country was one great big expansive opportunity to do whatever a person wanted to. There weren’t any rules and quotas set up by feminists, liberals, and activist judges because Big Government knew what was best for you. You needed to drive all over the upper Midwest during the summer to sell real estate and leave your kid at home by himself? Knock yourself out, bub! Just make sure you bring a big ass turkey home for Thanksgiving! Read More

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The Secret of Boyne Castle (1969)

Posted by monsterhunter Under All Reviews, Disney, Drama, Teens on Monday Oct 26, 2009

SecretOfBoyneCastleTitleWhat is the mysterious and undoubtedly quite shocking secret of Boyne Castle? Is it that its dark and creepy parapets are haunted by a vindictive banshee intent on screeching at visitors so they can’t get a good night’s sleep? Read More

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