Malice@Doll (2000)

Posted by monsterhunter Under All Reviews, Anime, Apocalypse, Japanese Cinema, Science Fiction, Sleaze on Tuesday Feb 23, 2010

In the great tradition of other prostitute robot doll movies like Pinnochio, a whorebot is raped by a monster which causes her to become a real live woman! Read More

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Living Dead in Tokyo Bay (1991)

Posted by monsterhunter Under All Reviews, Apocalypse, Horror, Japanese Cinema, Zombies on Tuesday Feb 16, 2010

I suppose you could make a worse zombie movie than Living Dead in Tokyo Bay. If you tried. Really, really hard. And had a whole lot of luck, too. Of course, a zero budget zombie movie from the director of ultra Japanese trash movies Guts Of A Beauty, Guts Of A Virgin, and Rusted Body: Guts Of A Virgin 3 and starring the guy who wrote the novel that the zero budget Japanese zombie movie Stacy was based upon means we’re talking “winning the lottery three times in a month” luck. Read More

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Ley Lines (1999)

Posted by monsterhunter Under All Reviews, Drama, Japanese Cinema on Thursday Feb 11, 2010

Pardon me if I don’t get too excited about another film where a group of restless young people decide that since they have no idea what to do with their lives that ripping off the local crime boss is some sort of career path. The details and locations of these movies may change, but you can pretty much guess how the film progresses right down to the ending where the heist goes horribly awry, resulting in death and destruction. Read More

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Rainy Dog (1997)

Posted by monsterhunter Under All Reviews, Drama, Japanese Cinema on Thursday Feb 11, 2010

Yuji is one of those hitmen who exudes that sort of anti-hero attitude that somehow makes guys who murder other guys for a living seem to be someone we would want to look up to. Read More

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Shinjuku Triad Society (1995)

Posted by monsterhunter Under Action, All Reviews, Drama, Japanese Cinema, Sleaze on Thursday Feb 11, 2010

Takeshi Miike’s Shinjuku Triad Society has a Chinese triad and the Yakuza mix it up over some illegal organ trafficking business resulting in lots of guys getting beaten, shot, stabbed, eye gouged, and drugged. Not satisfied though with merely depicting a typical gang war punctuated with extreme belches of brutal violence, Miike solidifies this as required viewing for all real fans of crime films by throwing in the cop who plays by his own rules! Read More

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Kichiku dai enkai (1997)

Posted by monsterhunter Under All Reviews, Horror, Japanese Cinema, Sleaze on Sunday Jan 3, 2010

The old saying about the fighting in academic politics kept popping into my head as I watched this debut effort from Japanese director Kazuyoshi Kumakiri. It goes something like, “academic politics is the most bitter and vicious form of politics because the stakes are so low.” The less you’re fighting over, the more heinous you’ll act. And the university students featured in this movie aren’t battling each other over much and they certainly trod on the crazy side of heinous as they engage in a variety of murderous behavior all in an effort to assert some kind of authority in a group that has about six people in it. Read More

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Son of Godzilla (1967)

Posted by monsterhunter Under All Reviews, Godzilla & Co., Japanese Cinema on Wednesday Sep 16, 2009

SonOfGodzillaPosterThe first seven times were strictly professional! Now, the eighth time is personal! And for his family! And his island home! And it doesn’t matter if he has to battle through a blizzard or just a brat that won’t let a fella get some well-deserved shuteye! There’s no way on God’s green Earth Godzilla is going to let a couple of bugs run him out of his house and eat his only child! Read More

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Godzilla’s Revenge (1969)

Posted by monsterhunter Under All Reviews, Godzilla & Co., Japanese Cinema on Sunday Sep 13, 2009

GodzillasRevengePosterIn an age of wussy concepts perpetuated on our nation’s youth by government schools such as conflict resolution and mediation, were it made today, Godzilla’s Revenge would certainly be slapped with a warning, if not outright banned by the Surgeon General! Read More

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Terror of Mechagodzilla (1975)

Posted by monsterhunter Under All Reviews, Godzilla & Co., Japanese Cinema on Saturday Sep 12, 2009

TerrorOfMechagodzillaPosterWatching Terror of Mechagodzilla knowing that it would be the final film in the original Godzilla series is like a long, sad goodbye to an old friend, complete with heartrending moments where relationships are forever ended and heads of giant metal robots are ripped clean off! Read More

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Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla (2002)

Posted by monsterhunter Under All Reviews, Godzilla & Co., Japanese Cinema on Thursday Sep 10, 2009

GodzillaAgainstMechagodzillaPosterIs the 26th time the charm for Godzilla? Experience had taught me not to expect a whole lot from this movie, especially since Godzilla was going to be hammering on his metal twin, Mechagodzilla. Three times previously, someone had the bright idea that all it would take to defeat him is a really big, clunky robot that other than looking slightly like Godzilla really had nothing going for it. Read More

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