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Brett Favre: Modern Day Clark Gable?

Jennifer P.
November 18, 2004

I really enjoyed reading your review of Clark Gable's movie Homecoming because it was so witty and clever. I do, however, think you must either be about 30 years old or younger (maybe 15) or a man (I use the term loosely because a real man knows what romance is) because if you were old enough to remember the way that old fashioned love can be, you would certainly see that is movie is full of romance, good acting and traditional values that have since been lost since the 60's revolution that ruined this country forever for films of this kind.

I must confess that I am a bit biased since Clark Gable is my most favorite movie idol. But in the same breath let me say that I also adore Brett Favre, who is barely over thirty , because to me he somehow reminds me of the old fashioned honorable type of man that we see no more except in movies such as Homecoming.

I know this means absolutely nothing to you but I just wanted to let you know that after seeing Homecoming last night on TV I was on the net today to find out more of what I could about this great movie and thus came across your "review". I am still wondering if we were watching the same movie.

Jennifer
age 56


Probably Was The Pot

John K.
November 3, 2004

[Regarding Fritz The Cat] sorry you feel the way you do about it...... watched it for the first time the other day.... although it was off the wall i think if you stop takin it so serious than maybe you can enjoy it..... or maybe that was just the pot i was smokin

Pretty Good For First Try At English

KingRyan07@aol.com
October 23, 2004

good like a chinese ghost story the movie me yes wow thank you

Pretty Good For First Try At English Part II

Chester
October 19, 2004

I hope you or other company to make title Goliath And The Vampires with widescreen with cc for deaf to read english and I always love to see this title all time, I know it is old movie but too thriller cuz goliath had no time to make love lady but goliath keep look and work to catch bad leader evil of many faceless and goliath is more thriller than Steve Reeves as Hercules no matter both good too , just noticed that goliath keep busy busy to find his people women and find his girlfriend then goliath won beat evil ! wow please ask boss to make more dvd for people to buy dvd and Thank for time !

Best of wishes,
chester

Urgent Request!

Greg Taylor
October 12, 2004

Do you have a picture of Austin Powers in a speed boat?

MH Interrupts Porn Addiction!

manwhowouldbeking
September 27, 2004

Dear dealer of misery,

Just the other day I found myself with some time on my hands (so to speak) and therefore decided to buy a 3 day trial membership at www.hustler.com for the goodly sum of $4.95. After having purchased said trial membership I then spent a most satisfying yet short period of time enjoying the bountiful pleasures therein.

Due to my rather slow 56k modem connection, the aforementioned pictorals and goodness were taking so long to download that I decided to make a coffee and read some of your movie fillum reviews during the interludes. And it was then (oh lordy lordy then indeed!) that I came across your review for the little known celluloid exhibit hence titled The Wonderful Land Of Oz.

Whilst perusing said review of this film I laughed so hard that I spilled my coffee, blanketing my engorged member in scalding liquid. My previous festivities were bought to a grinding halt as my maimed johnson turned an angry shade of crimson. After running it under a cold tap for a few minutes it was abundantly clear that my blistered tool was unfit for any wear and tear.

My brutally poached digit remained in a state of disrepair for a further three days, by which time my trial membership to www.hustler.com had elapsed and all for nought.

It is YOU I blame for the squandering of the aforementioned $4.95 from my coffers and I'm gonna get you for it, monsterhunter. I'm gonna get you...

Regards,
manwhowouldbeking


Another Satisfied Customer

Linda B.
September 25, 2004

I was watching A Letter To Three Wives today and fell asleep before the end, so I decided to check the internet to see if I could see how it ended.

I came upon your website and read your synopsis/review of the movie, and wanted to tell you that it had me laughing and agreeing with you, and I also found out that it ended the way I figured it would.

Very funny. Thank you.
Linda Belmont


On 2001 and Lost Horizon

Steve D.
September 19, 2004

I just read some more reviews -- very well done. 2001: A Space Odyssey is my all-time favorite film, and you really gave it a respectful analysis. I seem to recall Kubrick hired someone who created an entire original score for the film, which was competent by all accounts but nonetheless scrapped by The Man in favor of classics.

Also, good review of the '37 Lost Horizon. You should think about reviewing the '73 version. I think that was the worst big-budget film ever made. I still have nightmares in which I'm back in high school in my underwear and George Kennedy is singing and dancing.

Gahd, how I hate people who write in with tiny, insignificant factual errors, but I believe the final scenes in 2001 play out in what the book describes as a hotel room, not a house. What is WRONG with you??? :)

I've bookmarked your site. You're a gifted writer. Keep up the good work.

Pretty Good For First Try At English Part III

Donna
August 24, 2004

FRANKENSTEIN'D DAUGHTER DIDNT MAKE THE GOBLIN HUMANOIDS THAT LIVE AMONG YOU LIKE HILARRY CLINTON, BILL CLINTON'S WIFE AND MARIA SHIVER, ARNOLD SCHWARTNEGGER'S WIFE THIS TO NAME TO BOOT. FROM DONNA




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